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Notes Real Life Courtroom TranscriptATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No . ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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My beautiful badge! I am so honored to be a sister of Sigma Alpha Iota and yesterday will remain a beautiful memory for the rest...
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Some of my sisters and I wearing our new frat tanks at our field day with PMA, The back of the tanks say “Keep Calm and Sing...
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So I've decided to start watching Game of Thrones.
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Id like to fast forward to like 7 years from now.
Ill hopefully be graduated with my Masters, married, and starting my own family.Im tired of...
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Its random texts like this that really make me smile.
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#selfie #wowmyhairlooksnice #gpoy
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So this is officially the greatest thing that has ever happened. #Omg yes.
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is my best friend.
