My hometown ladies and gentlemen
I think someone snuck in to the Jets locker room and coated their gloves with butter.
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)
It entertains me to search the #yum tag and see how far down I have to scroll to find either food from Panera or a shirtless guy.
College Humor just posted my picture! AKHASGAHGSHGADHLGSDFSLHDGLSHG!!!
Only on a college campus will you find this hanging on the wall of an elevator
Certified Cat Aerobics Trainer
Also known as, the woman cats hate.
She would be in Panera
(Source: reddit.com)
| ATTORNEY: | Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? |
| WITNESS: | No. |
| ATTORNEY: | Did you check for blood pressure? |
| WITNESS: | No. |
| ATTORNEY: | Did you check for breathing? |
| WITNESS: | No. |
| ATTORNEY: | So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? |
| WITNESS: | No . |
| ATTORNEY: | How can you be so sure, Doctor? |
| WITNESS: | Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. |
| ATTORNEY: | I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? |
| WITNESS: | Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. |
This about sums up my sense of apathy and lack of understanding when it comes to sports.
Oh finals…you will be the death of me.
Finally someone understands! I’m not angry, that’s just how my face is!
How I feel by the end of Lent
My locket finally arrived :) Only missing the music note charm that is backordered.
I miss my best friends/ sisters so much!!!
We are in the final hours, and I don’t think anyone in this world knows how excited I am to see this man. ;)
My beautiful badge! I am so honored to be a sister of Sigma Alpha Iota and yesterday will remain a beautiful memory for the rest...
Some of my sisters and I wearing our new frat tanks at our field day with PMA, The back of the tanks say “Keep Calm and Sing...

Id like to fast forward to like 7 years from now.
Ill hopefully be graduated with my Masters, married, and starting my own family.
Im tired of...
Its random texts like this that really make me smile.